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calikidd-no7:

Lmfao! This has got to be one of the funniest tweet I have ever read. Robert Downey Jr. is one of my favorite actor. 

#devhassoul #calikidd_no7 #rdj #robertdowneyjr #funnytweets #hilarious #ironman

calikidd-no7:

Lmfao! This has got to be one of the funniest tweet I have ever read. Robert Downey Jr. is one of my favorite actor.

#devhassoul #calikidd_no7 #rdj #robertdowneyjr #funnytweets #hilarious #ironman

1 day ago on September 30th | J | 3 notes

libbykeppen:

collegecutiepie:

gaysealapproves:

ellieintheskywithdiamonds:

altair-ibn-la-booty:

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

mojosodope178:

theweedteacher:

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

This is fucking amazing to me…

See, she didn’t lock up her dildos so they naturally thought they were swords, thus then playing with them.
Now, if she had forgotten to lock up her guns and the kids started playing with them…
See where I’m getting at?

 (via archmasterjazzy)

my daughter found my “toy box” once… so yes… this scenerio does happen, they play with everything and anything.

Lock up your guns, but also PLEASE TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WHY YOU DON’T PLAY WITH THEM.

SERIOUSLY.

Education is best. Yes, lock them up. But also teach them boundaries and they won’t be looking through shit in the first plae.

2 weeks ago on September 16th | J | 184,615 notes

omgitsnils:

goddamnitobama:

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

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i love myself
2 weeks ago on September 16th | J | 302,705 notes

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

2 weeks ago on September 16th | J | 154,102 notes

frothyfrothy-loins:

zakdamien:

dragulationcomplete:

yourytsejam:

I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses

He did?!

No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?

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2 weeks ago on September 16th | J | 426,610 notes

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

2 weeks ago on September 11th | J | 523,809 notes
Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.
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3 weeks ago on September 8th | J | 192,882 notes
3 weeks ago on September 5th | J | 444,042 notes

Wondering how many people would notice/care if I deleted my Tumblr

I don’t even really use it anymore.

1 month ago on September 1st | J | 0 notes
pois0nsi0ux:


becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

This actually made me smile

pois0nsi0ux:

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

This actually made me smile

1 month ago on August 29th | J | 178,840 notes
adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

1 month ago on August 27th | J | 298,684 notes
talks:


youbetter-runlike-thedevil:

beatspm:


This was taken in Australia. Three separate things happening at once: On the left, fireworks exploded as part of Australia Day celebrations. In the middle, it’s Comet McNaught. Then on the right, there’s lightning from a thunderstorm far away.

i dont care if this has nothing to do with the blog its just sick

on ya ‘straya

fucK YEA STRAYA

talks:

youbetter-runlike-thedevil:

beatspm:

This was taken in Australia. Three separate things happening at once: On the left, fireworks exploded as part of Australia Day celebrations. In the middle, it’s Comet McNaught. Then on the right, there’s lightning from a thunderstorm far away.

i dont care if this has nothing to do with the blog its just sick

on ya ‘straya

fucK YEA STRAYA

1 month ago on August 27th | J | 975,350 notes

arielvevo:

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

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BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

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1 month ago on August 27th | J | 361,313 notes
1 month ago on August 27th | J | 9,574 notes

slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

1 month ago on August 27th | J | 93,298 notes