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zeldathemes
3 weeks ago on June 26th | J | 3,000 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

How to Pass Time on the Train by October Jones

Related: Subway Snapchat Art

1 month ago on June 23rd | J | 767,543 notes
kool-aid-jammers:

why is that frog lower body on swole and why that fish getting tea bagged, this pic is too wild

kool-aid-jammers:

why is that frog lower body on swole and why that fish getting tea bagged, this pic is too wild

1 month ago on June 23rd | J | 136,708 notes

mrcrockers:

mrcrockers:

hue jackman

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i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

1 month ago on June 23rd | J | 320,051 notes

nevver:

Pattern recognition, Klaus Leidorf

1 month ago on June 23rd | J | 38,783 notes

impalasherlock:

i wanna be cool and wear jeans and a shirt but i wanna wear GREAT BIG VICTORIAN DRESSES AND CURL MY HAIR but i wanna wear a 50s poodle skirt with a beehive but i wanna wear a ballgown but i wanna wear a WEDDING DRESS ALL THE TIME but i wanna dress up like a dragon but i wanna wear hogwarts robes but i wanna wear shorts and a plaid top you get me

1 month ago on June 23rd | J | 170,698 notes
evgeniemalkin:

the fault in our swag

evgeniemalkin:

the fault in our swag

1 month ago on June 23rd | J | 122,215 notes
shsl-kouhai:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:


An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.
Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK

shsl-kouhai:

residentmadscientist:

kidinabearsuit:

An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.

Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.

Its name was Shrek.

too many layers

FUCK

1 month ago on June 23rd | J | 402,205 notes
rnountainjew:

"just let obama try take my guns"

rnountainjew:

"just let obama try take my guns"

1 month ago on June 23rd | J | 53,147 notes
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The hours between 12am and 6am
have a funny habit of making you feel
like you’re either on top of the world,
or under it.
Beau Taplin, the hours between.  (via whitebeyonce)
1 month ago on June 23rd | J | 294,676 notes
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umnachtung:

quillusquillus:

eowyner:

do german snakes go ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß

to be honest swiss don’t use ß when writing german so I automatically read that as a raspberry noise

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1 month ago on June 17th | J | 125,653 notes

lulz-time:

comedy gold

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it just keeps getting better

Owl you can fly

1 month ago on June 8th | J | 726,317 notes