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zeldathemes

libbykeppen:

collegecutiepie:

gaysealapproves:

ellieintheskywithdiamonds:

altair-ibn-la-booty:

tristan-thorn-is-my-hero:

mojosodope178:

theweedteacher:

Wait so in order to shoot this commercial they actually gave two little kids dildos and said go fight with these

double wait…they used kids playing with dildos to promote gun safety?

This is fucking amazing to me…

See, she didn’t lock up her dildos so they naturally thought they were swords, thus then playing with them.
Now, if she had forgotten to lock up her guns and the kids started playing with them…
See where I’m getting at?

 (via archmasterjazzy)

my daughter found my “toy box” once… so yes… this scenerio does happen, they play with everything and anything.

Lock up your guns, but also PLEASE TEACH YOUR CHILDREN WHY YOU DON’T PLAY WITH THEM.

SERIOUSLY.

Education is best. Yes, lock them up. But also teach them boundaries and they won’t be looking through shit in the first plae.

6 days ago on September 16th | J | 180,172 notes

omgitsnils:

goddamnitobama:

So last night my mum wouldn’t let me have any sweets because she said they were all for the trick or treaters so i put this mask on and went out the back door and went around to the front and said trick or treat and she didn’t recognize me and she said “since i don’t think we’ll be getting any more tonight you can the rest of this bag my daughter will have them otherwise” and then i went back in

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i love myself
6 days ago on September 16th | J | 299,529 notes

shouldnt:

Ariana Grande sounds like a font on Microsoft Word

6 days ago on September 16th | J | 103,488 notes

frothyfrothy-loins:

zakdamien:

dragulationcomplete:

yourytsejam:

I cant believe justin bieber poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses

He did?!

No, but are we gonna wait around until he does!?

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6 days ago on September 16th | J | 425,667 notes

yahoneydip:

This fucking woman

1 week ago on September 11th | J | 523,660 notes
Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.
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2 weeks ago on September 8th | J | 186,704 notes
2 weeks ago on September 5th | J | 442,445 notes

Wondering how many people would notice/care if I deleted my Tumblr

I don’t even really use it anymore.

3 weeks ago on September 1st | J | 0 notes
pois0nsi0ux:


becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

This actually made me smile

pois0nsi0ux:

becausebirds:

LET THERE BE BONES!

This actually made me smile

3 weeks ago on August 29th | J | 168,398 notes
adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

adreianpayne:

yes hello we are open good morning

3 weeks ago on August 27th | J | 291,162 notes
talks:


youbetter-runlike-thedevil:

beatspm:


This was taken in Australia. Three separate things happening at once: On the left, fireworks exploded as part of Australia Day celebrations. In the middle, it’s Comet McNaught. Then on the right, there’s lightning from a thunderstorm far away.

i dont care if this has nothing to do with the blog its just sick

on ya ‘straya

fucK YEA STRAYA

talks:

youbetter-runlike-thedevil:

beatspm:

This was taken in Australia. Three separate things happening at once: On the left, fireworks exploded as part of Australia Day celebrations. In the middle, it’s Comet McNaught. Then on the right, there’s lightning from a thunderstorm far away.

i dont care if this has nothing to do with the blog its just sick

on ya ‘straya

fucK YEA STRAYA

3 weeks ago on August 27th | J | 975,101 notes

arielvevo:

I THOUGHT I HAD A FAVOURITE INFOMERCIAL GIF

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BUT I THINK I HAVE FOUND A NEW FAVOURITE

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3 weeks ago on August 27th | J | 358,392 notes
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slayboybunny:

alright now i used to hate pitbull because it seemed like the right thing to do but you know what i never hear him doing fucked up shit. as far as i know he is really just out there living life ,enjoying himself, visiting walmarts, and spreading the cubano party into the hearts of everyone around the world, he is mr. world wide and hes having a blast and i respect and love that pitbull. pitbull if youre reading this thank you and im sorry   

3 weeks ago on August 27th | J | 90,467 notes

fuck-benedict:

kinda wanna dye my hair kinda wanna die in general

3 weeks ago on August 27th | J | 202,257 notes