why is that frog lower body on swole and why that fish getting tea bagged, this pic is too wild
i wanna be cool and wear jeans and a shirt but i wanna wear GREAT BIG VICTORIAN DRESSES AND CURL MY HAIR but i wanna wear a 50s poodle skirt with a beehive but i wanna wear a ballgown but i wanna wear a WEDDING DRESS ALL THE TIME but i wanna dress up like a dragon but i wanna wear hogwarts robes but i wanna wear shorts and a plaid top you get me
the fault in our swag
An escaped sheep was found with 60 pounds of wool.
Shrek the sheep ran away and hid in a cave in New Zealand for 6 years. When Shrek was finally found in 2004, the sheep had gone unsheared for so long that it had accumulated 60 pounds of wool on its body, enough to make 20 suits! The sheep became famous and even got to meet the Prime Minister. Shrek finally passed away last month at the age of 16.
Its name was Shrek.
too many layers
"just let obama try take my guns"
have a funny habit of making you feel
like you’re either on top of the world,
or under it.
do german snakes go ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßß
to be honest swiss don’t use ß when writing german so I automatically read that as a raspberry noise
it just keeps getting better
Owl you can fly